Say ‘Hercules’ Again. I dare you, I double dare you

Dear ‘The Rock’ ( if that’s even your real name),
I’m not going to watch it if it isn’t called Heracles. You know why? Because I am mother [redacted] literate that’s mother [redacted] why. Eat a [redacted]


This is a thing that is happening in the world. E tu Solo? Et Tu? Must we all exist under 3 billion layers of fake irony? Must we? Really? Is it too late to retreat to nature like all those other super well adjusted people? You know like, David Koresh or Charleton Heston in most Charleton Heston movies. Or that one dude from that marginal indie band something something Jonestown Massacre or whatever…

This is a thing that is happening in the world. E tu Solo? Et Tu? Must we all exist under 3 billion layers of fake irony? Must we? Really? Is it too late to retreat to nature like all those other super well adjusted people? You know like, David Koresh or Charleton Heston in most Charleton Heston movies. Or that one dude from that marginal indie band something something Jonestown Massacre or whatever…


this is my everything

this is my everything


Paddle Free #styldby

Paddle Free #styldby



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Orange is the New Black cast for EW

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